May 2012
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weasleysweaters: If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
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I have returned from the desert! Hooray
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“If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr....”
– John Green (via ill-die-without-a-sound)
May 29th
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ihopebarackobama: I hope Barack Obama goes to make some tea and there’s already enough water in the kettle so he doesn’t have to refill it.
May 28th
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i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton
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you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop 
May 28th
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When your friend makes a bad joke
May 28th
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fish: what is air
May 28th
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jeric-kripke: bendydicks: reidwouldread: clairesawyer: If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me I would ride the bus to confuse people. I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee. I would create my own live journal and write fan fiction about myself and then instead of using manips actually just pose for freaky...
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May 27th
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If our parents could see our dashboards right now...
May 27th
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hey-lauren: americans we have problems too we’re just like you except we’re free
May 27th
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I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like
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WHEN I GO TO THE FARMERS MARKET JUST FOR THE FRUIT...
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theepichumor: girl look at that </body>
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2008: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2009: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2010: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2011: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2012: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
May 26th
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